I AM TO GIVE EPIC SPEECH IN THE NEW YORK TONIGHT.

http://radar.oreilly.com/2008/07/ignite-nyc-tuesday.html

Come and see how socially awkward I am in real life. It’s awesome. If you’re lucky, I might even make eye contact. Oh - please don’t show up if you are on my enemies list.

Reblog this as a great thing to do tonight.

Oh - and if I’ve slept with you in the past 6 months, you probably shouldn’t come.