Its my Birfday! I’m 28 - but only look 35. It started at midnight at the Apple store with my BFFFs. David bought himself some totally sweet speakers for my Birthday. Then some other stuff happened and then we ended up at Cosmo Diner at 4:30am.

Julia: “It’s Charles’ birthday and we decided to celebrate at Cosmo Diner!”
Waiter: “That sucks.”

I went to sleep at 6:30 am, and woke up at 10 am.

I think there might be a party somewhere. Something tells me that this will be my best 28th birthday evar.