iminlikewithyou needs YOU!

We totally need a Ruby developer to do all the cool shit we want to. I thought I could do it all myself, however, most of my time is taken up by writing my autobiography. EJ is busy typing as I dictate. In case you haven’t noticed, we are working on something pretty neat.

We are looking for a Ruby developer. Not a Rails developer. For something as gay as Rails, its amazing that its not even close to being approved by Them. So you did Rails before? Yeah - whatever. If you know Ruby solid, then you are good.

You already have a job? You should quit. You probably aren’t working on something as cool as this. You probably don’t make as much as I can pay you. You probably don’t have a boss this good looking.

We offer a great benefits package including bigotry and racism.

Oh yeah - you have to live in New York City or move here or convince us to move into your apartment. Oh also - you can’t smell like urine.

Send this to all your friends, and then do it again tomorrow for good luck.

email me at charles [at] iminlikewithyou.com