Thats right! I’m making my first public appearance since I released that sex tape of Lindsey Lohan and I. What better place to do it than a tech meetup?

I will show Blockles. I will outline my easy 16-step plan to colonize Africa. I will explain why economists who think too much about sub prime are assholes. There might even be some world champion Blockles players there. All this in 5 minutes.

I don’t like public speaking because I like to manipulate people, and I find it difficult to control the minds of 400 people at the same time. I get nervous. I’m not good at it. I can’t say it will be a good time, but you should definitely come. I know its full, but tell them you are my boyfriend or girlfriend. If they don’t let you in, start crying. That should totally work.

Back in early 2001, we used to run design events in the basement of the Metro in Chicago with the threadless guys back when I was “setpixel.” They were excellent events and I think everyone involved is now a multi-bazillionaire - except me :) I miss those times. We should do it again some day.