A lot of people ask me, “What do you do with all the money you make from iminlikewithyou?” It’s a good question. I can’t say specifically where all the money goes. However, I can say that the majority of iminlikewithyou’s gross profit goes to fund a division of iminlikewithyou: iminlikewithyou autonomous weapons systems. Our collective intelligent cluster system is white hot.

Why? If iminlikewithyou is to industrialize Africa, we will need autonomous agents to protect our interests. Specifically ones that cannot be bought off by the local guerillas. Duh.